Limerick #117

A politician most obtuse
Will meddle where he serves no use.
With his sponsors and polls,
He has paper-thin goals,
Chasing the elusive golden goose.

Limerick #116

Here’s a practice that raises red flag:
Placing hot drinks in a paper bag.
They slosh this way and that,
Where your good sense be at?
You’ll get burned while your pants act as rag.